So, I think we'll keep it simple like this, no? Yes. I want you all to know that I have published my first e-book.  It is a masterpiece titled Composing the Perfect Poem in 5 Easy Tips!  The link to this will be coming forthwith, after I make some corrections to it, yes I already screwed up. 


I should introduce myself, I'm an aspiring author and current student in the mastery of the English language, I hope to obtain a 9th degree belt that is blue.  Anyway, I don't think that will happen but they may give me a piece of paper.  My name is Tim, your name is?  Please anyway sit, make yourself at home, i'll share poetry and tips with you, but you have to buy my books.


Thank you kindly,


-Tim